Monday, June 4, 2007

ARE YOU STILL SCARED ?

MEMOFROM THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMEYLAND SECURITY:
DON'T BE SCARED. IT TURNS OUT THE "TERRORISTS" WEREN'T ACTUALLY PLANNING AN ATTACK IT
WAS MORE DAYDREAMING. YOU SEE THEY NEVER REALLY HAD A HOPE OF CARRYING IT OUT.IN TEN YEARS THE CLOSEST THEY HAD COME WAS GETTING SOME VIDEO AND GOOGLE PICTURES AND PICKING A FREEWAY TO DRIVE AWAY ON.WE AT THE bUSH ADMINISTRATION ARE SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU ONCE AGAIN....SCRATCH THAT IT WASN'T OUR FAULT IT WAS BAD INTELLIGENCE
AND UH... THE WHOLE WORLD(US AND THE ISLAND NATION OF NEVERLAND)HAD THE SAME INTTELIGENCE AND AGREED THESE TERRORISTS SOUGHT YELLOWCAKE URANIUM AND WERE TRYING TO MAKE WMD'S.

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